Right, this is just embarrassing. I spend considerable amounts of hours every week emailing promoters for gigs and nothing comes back. I may have one lined up sometime somewhere but having a whole page just for the purposes of one gig seems somewhat pathetic.
I don’t want to seem somewhat pathetic, I believe full balls-out pathetic is the only way to go. THEREFORE, here is a selection of words written by other people that might suggest I’m worth a punt. (Whether I paid them to say these things is between me and… me.)
(…That one was a lie, she hates the idea of me being so rude!)